Who is the mythical long boarder you ask. Well you may not have asked, but who cares. I can't tell you who the mythical long boarder is because he is mythical, isn't he? My girlfriend (yes, I do have one) reckons that the mythical long boarder is not mythical because he is actually real. She has seen him. I have seen him too, but only at mythical times, like dawn and only doing generally mythical things like carving down the big hill near where I live (Coogee in Sydney, Australia - you know in Europe) doing these mad 180 degree standing up sliding turns and generally ripping along.
Oh yeah, I've seen him other times too, like in the almost dark in Sydney, in the rain going down the centre lane of Oxford Street (a really big and busy street) in the middle of about a thousand and one cars trucks and busses. Yeah - that's the mythical fucking long boarder for you. He doesn't do any tricks, he just rides that mo fo like a ghost. He is the ghost who skates.
If you're lucky enough to ever see the mythical longboarder, you'll know straightaway - no mortal man can skate like that. Not even Brad Edwards, although he is pretty close.
